Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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