i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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