My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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