Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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