mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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