Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
