dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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