They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
As shirtless as possible
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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