It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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