He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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