I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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