____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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