So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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