Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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