I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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