like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
