Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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