I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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