so that wasnt chicken after all
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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