i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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