We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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