Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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