I'm gonna have a badass scar
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
