Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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