Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize
