That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
