I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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