Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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