question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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