we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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