i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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