everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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