Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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