He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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