ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My pussy is not your playground.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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