I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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