Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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