i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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