It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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