Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
