I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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