Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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