Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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