like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
