Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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