Betty ford says i'm here all night
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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