been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
what the fuck is wrong with you
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