Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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