Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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