There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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