Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
