My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Randomize
