i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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