Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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