I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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