all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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