didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i want to swaddle you in tequila
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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