Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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